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Salary raise I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don't get paid overtime I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures My work exposes me to contagious diseases Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight You fall asleep on the job after brief work period You do not always follow the orders of the management team You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing You'll retire well before reaching 65 You're unable to work double shifts You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags. Sincerely, The Management Try Saying TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: When the fuck do you expect me to do this? TRY SAYING: I'm certain that is not feasible. INSTEAD OF: No fucking way! TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me. TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit. TRY SAYING: Of course I'm concerned. INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a shit. TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem. TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the fuck? TRY SAYING: I'm not sure I can implement this. INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, it won't work. TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner? TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem? INSTEAD OF: Who the fuck cares? TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the problem. INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass. TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass. TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at this moment. INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary. TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass. TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This job sucks. TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss? TRY SAYING: I see. INSTEAD OF: Bite me. TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it. INSTEAD OF: Another fucking meeting? TRY SAYING: I don't think this will be a problem. INSTEAD OF: I really don't give a shit. TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He's a fucking prick. TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch. TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: What the fuck are you doin Music Videos by VideoCure  Check out some sweetTwitter Backgrounds  |
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| By: wealthyhaitian On: 7/20/09 11:17 PM | |
| Happy B-day beautiful | |
| By: chance69 On: 7/12/09 01:35 PM | |
| <br>If you have missed knowing me or Bill Gates, "the richest man on earth," you have missed nothing..<br>But, if you have missed knowing my LORD and SAVIOR, <br>JESUS CHRIST, our redeemer, the only one who can forgive your sins, <br>you have missed everything.<br><br>Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, <br>and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost." (Acts 2:38)<br><br>I Bring you Joy, deliverance and peace of mind. Come check my profile if you are interested in true love. Jesus Christ is the way, the truth & life!<br><br>IF YOU HAVE NOT FOUND SALVATION IN CHRIST JESUS YET, THAT'S WORST THAN A BROKEN LEG, WORST THAN CANCER IN YOUR BODY AND EVEN WORST THAN THE AIDS VIRUS.TODAY IS YOUR time TO ASK JESUS FOR THIS NEW HEART, FOR THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS NEAR. REPENT OF YOUR SINS AND COME FOLLOW CHRIST. HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE. SHALOM!<br><br>"The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance<br>between your knees and the floor. The one who kneels to the Lord<br>can stand up to anything."<br><br>YOU WHO HAVE EYES, READ THE GOOD NEWS THAT JESUS CHRIST SEND TO YOU. <br><br>Have a great Day, God bless you!<br><br> | |
| By: satisfactionist On: 2/22/09 11:15 PM | |
| NICE PAGE. YOU HAVE A HAPPY FAMILY |
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| By: chance69 On: 5/23/08 00:24 AM | |
| Carib was here | |
| By: caribbeanboy On: 5/22/08 11:48 PM | |
| Your page is very cute i like that penis bit. lol Greetings Ms. |
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| HI HOW ARE U DOING HOW WAS UR DAY | |
| By: MIKE2 On: 5/22/08 07:31 PM | |
| jeff was here jus showin love | |
| By: ladysman0304 On: 5/22/08 06:58 PM | |
| When the moon swims slow in the velvet sky My love lies near beside, and I slyly eye Her milkwhite thigh on my hip, while the white And staring moon glides on the velvet sky away |
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| salut r u doing | |
| By: mortvivant On: 2/21/08 04:56 AM | |
| Yeah, you lost your phone. Remember? | |
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| hi cutie how r u ,merry christmas | |
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| By: bsarsenic On: 12/13/07 06:12 PM | |
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